Diet is DIE with a T.....

Yes...did you realise that?? Diet is DIE with a T....I think there is hidden meaning there, eg if you go on a Diet then you will DIE, I can't think of a more valid reason NOT to go on a Diet than possibly losing my life, can you?

And so armed with this knowledge fellow Fatologists, I feel that for our own safety we should continue to feed our Chocoholic "Habit" and therefore choose NOT to stare death in the face....frankly, IMO it's just not worth it.

Yes if you go on a Diet you may lose weight and you MAY get down to that size 8 you always wanted to be, but obviously you will DIE after going on the Diet in order to achieve that size 8 body, so really, what would you have achieved? Very little really...except maybe your funeral will be less expensive for your loved ones because they won't need to buy one of those JUMBO sized caskets, rather a nice small sevelte one to show off your lean DEAD size 8 bod....

Really food for thought....and with the fear of staring death in the face after my lovely salad dinner tonight, I'm off to enjoy a lovely coffee with NO sugar and SKIM MILK...while I scoff on a choccie....

Stay happy!

xox