Diet is DIE with a T.....

Yes...did you realise that?? Diet is DIE with a T....I think there is hidden meaning there, eg if you go on a Diet then you will DIE, I can't think of a more valid reason NOT to go on a Diet than possibly losing my life, can you?

And so armed with this knowledge fellow Fatologists, I feel that for our own safety we should continue to feed our Chocoholic "Habit" and therefore choose NOT to stare death in the face....frankly, IMO it's just not worth it.

Yes if you go on a Diet you may lose weight and you MAY get down to that size 8 you always wanted to be, but obviously you will DIE after going on the Diet in order to achieve that size 8 body, so really, what would you have achieved? Very little really...except maybe your funeral will be less expensive for your loved ones because they won't need to buy one of those JUMBO sized caskets, rather a nice small sevelte one to show off your lean DEAD size 8 bod....

Really food for thought....and with the fear of staring death in the face after my lovely salad dinner tonight, I'm off to enjoy a lovely coffee with NO sugar and SKIM MILK...while I scoff on a choccie....

Stay happy!

xox

Habit Back on Track...

Well good morning fellow Fatologists....what a break between posts! All the while, no I wasn't getting slimmer and working on getting rid of my cankles, I was trying to eat my share of Cadbury chocolates before the recall of the ones made in China was announced...hey what a waste EVEN if it does have melamine in it - had no one thought that it might enhance that already wonderful sweet chocolately flavour?

Isn't sarcasm wonderful?

I haven't been well which is the TRUE reason for the long length between posts. I did actually lose a bit of weight through not wanting to eat while coughing up my left lung. You will be happy to know that I have been working hard at putting the weight back on by getting my chocolate eating habit back on track.....

I was thinking the other day that as true "addicts", perhaps we should be doing what drug "addicts" do and stating how much our "habit" is costing us on a daily basis in dollar sums...if other "addicts" get to, why not us?

And so here I state....I have a $3.00 a day "habit". I don't know how those "drug addicts" manage a $100+ "habits", my $3.00 a day "habit" is sending me broke.....

Next week (eeeeek that means tomorrow!!!) the diet starts....