There are no excuses that I can possibly fathom to make up for my lack of posting or willpower in sticking to the diet, trust me I've tried!
I've just been slack, lazy, can't really be arsed type of attitoode, you know how it gets. You say you're going to do something and plough head first into it with the same enthusiasm that the fat German kid from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory does upon entering the river of chocolate (by the way his name was Augustus Gloop, how rude of me to just call him "the fat German kid" - even though he was!). However then, you realise what it is you've promised yourself you will do, how you will have to actually give up chocolate and all things nice in order to achieve this slim, svelte size 8 body you so dream of and ~wham~ reality hits.
So my chocolate binges, of late, have unfortunately increased, in fact I seem to be eating MORE of the stuff recently than I had in a long time....
I've put on weight and so has the better half, of course this is my fault he's put weight on, for some reason, even in his late 30's I'm still responsible for what passes past those lips of his ~ I still can't work that one out but he's always right, so why should this time be any different? I shan't argue however because I'm a Susie homemaker and Susie homemakers don't argue, instead they call their husbands Sir and respond to them only when spoken to....~Snort yeah right, that so ain't me!
So as I said in a previous post, onwards and upwards from here....I have a little bit of chocolate left in the house and that shall be hoovered oops I mean eaten today and then thats it, nothing, nada, zilch NO MORE chocolate shall pass these lips, losing weight we shall be doing...though unfortunately I don't think I'm going to be doing my Pamela Anderson running down the beach shot so artfully Baywatch scene this summer.....unless oh hang on no, they didn't do a beached whale episode did they?
The Fatologist
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