Declaration of Fatdom

Ok...where to start...here seems like a good place...no in fact wait, how about over here...no in fact over there looks alot better, yes ok - here will do just fine. Now that I'm comfortable, are you? No? Perhaps you should move then? Ok well here goes....Hi, how are ya? Good I hope. I'm presuming you've just randomly stumbled across my blog in cyber space and as you sit there (or possibly stand, I would hate for you to think that I'm being positionist!) reading my blog, you're possibly thinking, this girl is nuts and she's only typed one paragraph! Well you'd be right, I am nuts, loops, slightly insane, however you like to put it, I'm happy to oblige, I don't mind labels! I imagine being sane would actually be quite boring and it's not a state I ever want to find myself in....sometimes there is nothing and none more entertaining to talk to than yourself!

Ok so as the title suggests...this is a declaration....a declaration of FATDOM dum dum dum!!!! Basically it means I sit here and I tell the whole world (oh gee listen to me getting all big headed thinking more than one person will ever read this blog - think not!) that I'm fat. There is no use hiding the fact anymore, I can't fit into a size 8, in fact I've never been able to fit into a size 8, the smallest dress size this bod has ever seen is a 12 and trust me when I say it was grateful to have seen that, it DREAMS of seeing that size again! I don't walk, I waddle. My thighs have never had to wave from afar to each other, they can actually hold hands while I walk.

I'm not proud of my fatness...in fact I'm quite ashamed of it...which is why I am here. This embarrassment is why fatologist.blogspot.com was created. It's here to make me be accountable for the shocking state that my body finds itself in. Every entry will be there so that I can make myself accountable for actions, hopefully they will be positive actions but there will probably be "lack of action" occasionally too and they will be logged the same. Every sneaked square of chocolate will be posted about, every fizzy drink that shouldn't have been consumed will be discussed here.

Today or actually tomorrow (see procrastinating already LOL!) is the first day of the rest of my life...in one years time, I will NOT be the fat girl I am today, sitting here bitching that "I wished I'd done something about my fatness a year ago".

So reader(s) (there I go again becoming hopeful that I may have some friends/strangers to accompany me on my journey)...please feel free to enjoy the journey with me, it will be a rollercoaster, there will be severe ups and downs, occasionally the coaster willencounter a loop, so it's advised to have your seat belts fastened at all times....and don't forget if you scream...you still can't get off, I can't, I'm strapped to the beast for the long haul...that means you are too!


~Fatologist~